The Cuckoo Clock
The other night I was invited out for a night with the ‘girls. ‘I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, ‘I...
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Three men went to hell.
Three men went to hell. The devil said to them, “You have come to hell, and you must now choose whether to spend eternity in...
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A Newfie decides to travel across Canada
A Newfie decides to travel across Canada to see the Pacific Ocean. When he gets to Nanaimo, he likes the place so much that he...
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Three old men are sitting on the porch
Three old men are sitting on the porch of a retirement home. The first says, “Fellas, I’ve got real problems. I’m seventy years old. Every...
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A mother hears noises in the lobby
Late in the night, a mother hears noises in the lobby. She goes to check it out, and sees her son preparing to leave the...
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An old cowboy walks into the barbershop
An old cowboy walks into the barbershop for a shave and a haircut, and he tells the barber he can’t get all his whiskers off...
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Grandma and Grandpa were visiting their kids overnight.
Grandma and Grandpa were visiting their kids overnight. When Grandpa found a bottle of Viagra in his son’s medicine cabinet, he asked about using one...
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Henry mistakenly gets on a bus full of veterans
Henry mistakenly gets on a bus full of veterans, but upon discovering it is going his way, decides to stay on for the ride. He...
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Lucas was walking home late one night
Lucas was walking home late one night when he came upon this intoxicated tramp on the sidewalk. Wanting to help, he asked the man, “Do...
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Benjamin was in jail
Benjamin was in jail serving 30 years for robbing banks. After serving about 12 years he is notified that his Uncle from Ludhiana has died...