A man from Newfoundland
A man from Newfoundland went into the fish market to apply for a job. The boss thought to himself, “I’m not hiring that lazy newf”,...
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A last night on the town
Two old men decide they are close to their last days and decide to have a last night on the town. After a few drinks,...
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Grandpa and grandma were watching the television
Grandpa and grandma were watching the television evangelical show and the preacher said, if the viewers at home wanted to be healed, place one hand...
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A road crew supervisor in Saskatchewan
A road crew supervisor in Saskatchewan hired Herb from Newfoundland, to paint the yellow line down the middle of route 32 heading up toward Prince...
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An old man went to a doctor for a check-up.
An old man went to a doctor for a check-up. The doctor told him, “You’re in terrific shape. There’s nothing wrong with you. Why, you...
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The Tunnel.
A young Programmer and his Project Manager board a train headed through the mountains on its way to Wichita. They can find no place to...
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The Lab Rabbit.
A rabbit one day managed to break free from the laboratory where he had been born and brought up. As he scurried away from the...
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Rookie’s First Assignment.
A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner. A call came in telling them to disperse...
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Do you understand all that?
At one point during a game, the coach called one of his 7-year-old hockey players aside and asked, “Do you understand what cooperation is? What...
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The Third Guy.
A passerby noticed a couple of city workers working along the city sidewalks. The man was quite impressed with their hard work, but he couldn’t...