Where’s the shoe?
One night a fellow drove his secretary home after she had imbibed a little too much at an office reception. Although this was an innocent...
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Today is your day.
Death came to a guy and said, “My friend today is your day…” The guy said, “But I am not ready!” Then death said, “Well...
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Two men went bear hunting.
Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went out looking for a bear. He soon found a huge bear,...
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An airplane pilot was welcoming the passengers
An airplane pilot was welcoming the passengers on the plane shortly after take-off. “Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight Number...
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It’s a Small World
Joe decides to take his boss Phil to play 9 holes on their lunch. While both men are playing excellent they are often held up...
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Little Johnny’s father was a pastor in a small church.
Little Johnny’s father was a pastor in a small church. One day, his father told Little Johnny that a very important bishop was coming and...
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Brad and Mike are two old retired widowers
Brad and Mike are two old retired widowers who reside close to each other and do constant welfare checks on each other. One day, as...
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The Pearly Gates
St Peter was manning the pearly gates when 40 New Yorkers showed up. Never having seen anyone from the Big Apple at heaven’s door before,...
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It was this little girl’s first day at a new school
It was this little girl’s first day at a new school, and the teacher asked her what her name was. She replied, “Happy Butt.” The...
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Ruth took her boyfriend home
Ruth took her boyfriend Bernie home to meet her parents, Mr. and Mrs. Bloom. “What do you do for a living?” asked Mr. Bloom. “I...