The occupation of your father
Little Johnny was in class and the teacher announced that they were going to try something different to help everyone get to know each other...
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A Norwegian took a trip to Fargo
A Norwegian took a trip to Fargo, North Dakota. While in a bar, an Indian on the next stool spoke to the Norwegian in a...
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A Texan walks into a pharmacy
A Texan walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles… The salesgirl notices him and asks him if she can help him....
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There was this zebra
There was this zebra who had lived her entire life in a zoo and was getting on a bit, so the zoo keeper decided as...
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The Pre-Christmas pressure
When four of Santa’s elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel...
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A bald guy walks into a bar
A bald guy walks into a bar, turns to the noticably short bartender, and says “Hey midget, gimme a beer!” The bartender gives the man...
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Early morning at the military base
It was early morning at the military base, and the first sergeant was calling out names for the daily work parties listed on a piece...
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Mary Poppins was traveling home
Mary Poppins was traveling home, but due to worsening weather, she decided to stop at a hotel for the night. She approached the receptionist and...
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In the back woods of Tennessee
In the back woods of Tennessee, a redneck’s wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to...
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A southern farmer got in his pickup
A southern farmer got in his pickup and drove several miles to a neighboring farm and knocked on the farmhouse door. A young boy, about...