Emergency Tips
Two avid hunters take a hunter’s safety class in which they learn that the universal signal for an emergency is three s.h.ots in the air....
Joke
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A woman was flying from Melbourne to Brisbane.
A woman was flying from Melbourne to Brisbane. Unexpectedly, the plane was diverted to Sydney. The flight attendant explained that there would be a delay,...
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What is the fastest thing in the world?
Jay was one of the four persons who were in the final stages of interviewing for a prestigious job. The Company decided to fly them...
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Farmer John lived on a quiet rural highway.
Farmer John lived on a quiet rural highway. But, as time went by, the traffic slowly built up at an alarming rate. The traffic was...
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A woman had 8 children
A woman had 8 children, all of them boys. So, one day a magazine sent a journalist to her house for an interview. He asked...
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How to Tell Boys and Girls Apart
One November afternoon when my daughter was in kindergarten, I picked her up after school. She bobbed out to the car and crawled into the...
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An Awkward Bus Ride
A woman is riding the bus while trying to breastfeed her baby. The baby, however, isn’t interested. After several tries, the mother is quite angry....
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What a Great Idea
A man sitting at a bar after work shares with the bartender why he is looking so stressed, “I’m not sleeping well. I have nightmares...
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It’s a Miracle!
A mother and her teen daughter arrive at the doctor’s office. The doctor says, “Okay, what seems to be the problem?” The mother says, “It’s...
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15 years ago…
“How did it happen?” the doctor asked Banta as he set the Banta`s broken leg. “Well, doctor, 15 years ago…” “Never mind the past! Tell...