A doctor and an engineer entered a chocolate store.
A doctor and an engineer entered a chocolate store. As they were busy looking around, the doctor stole 3 chocolate bars. As they left the...
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Her Husbands New Face
A married couple got into an accident and the husband’s face was badly burned. The doctor told him that they couldn’t graft any skin from...
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A cop waited outside a popular pub
A cop waited outside a popular pub hoping to nab a drunk-driver. At closing time, as everyone came out, he spotted his potential quarry. The...
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Gorilla At The Bar
A gorilla goes into a bar and orders a martini. This totally amazes the bartender, but he thinks, “What the heck, I guess I might...
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Terrifying a Cab Driver
My husband and I were dressed and ready to go out for a lovely evening of dinner and a movie. Having been burgled in the...
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Which One?
Interviewer: How much milk do these cows give? Farmer: Which one? The Black one or the brown one? Interviewer: Brown one. Farmer: A couple of...
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How to Escape Hell
Three men go to hell and they’re pissed off about it. “Surely we weren’t that bad?” they ask themselves. “There has to be something we...
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A blind man walks into a hotel in Texas…
A blind man walks into a hotel in Texas… He goes to the bar and hops up on a giant barstool. “Boy, this seat is...
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Rough Landing
Upon landing hard, the pilot got on the PA system, “Sorry, folks for the hard landing. It wasn’t my fault, blame it on the asphalt.”...
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Boys or Girls
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead were sitting in the OB/GYN’s office and the brunette and the redhead were discussing whether they were having...