A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey.
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he’s drinking the monkey jumps all around the place....
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A lady was expecting the plumber
A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o’clock. Ten o’clock came and went; no plumber; eleven o’clock, twelve o’clock,...
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The Smiths had no children
The Smiths had no children and decided to use a proxy father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive,...
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An old German Shepherd starts chasing rabbits
One day an old German Shepherd starts chasing rabbits and before long, discovers that he’s lost. Wandering about, he notices a panther heading rapidly in...
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I took my dad to the mall
I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. We decided to grab a bite at the food court....
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Dealing with a Barking Dog
A blonde & her husband are lying in bed listening to the next door neighbor’s dog. It has been in the backyard barking for hours...
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A pastor asked for a raise
A pastor’s wife was expecting a baby, so he stood before the congregation and asked for a raise. After much discussion, they passed a rule...
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It was a cold winter day.
It was a cold winter day. An old man walked out onto a frozen lake, cut a hole in the ice, dropped in his fishing...
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Two Saskatchewan farmers
Two Saskatchewan farmers were looking at a Sears catalog and admiring the models. One says to the other, ‘Have you seen the beautiful girls in...
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One day a man decided to retire.
One day a man decided to retire. He booked himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeded to have the time of his life, that is,...