A Retired Officer Wants to Buy 742 Grains of Green Gram
A retired officer goes to a shop and asks the young shopkeeper, “Give me 742 grains of green gram.” The boy, without speaking a word,...
Life
-
-
A Wise Old Man
A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spent the first few weeks of his retirement in...
-
A Boy Goes for His First Eye Test
Frank is having a bit of trouble seeing things at a distance, so he goes into an optician for an eye test. The optician asks...
-
A Man Goes for a Salesman Job Interview
A Man was asked: How was your job interview yesterday? Man: Well, I entered the office, found a man sitting on a large black leather...
-
Two multimillionaire friends met up for lunch
Two multimillionaire friends met up for lunch and started chatting. “So how’s your home life?” asks the first multimillionaire. “Couldn’t be better,” replies the second...
-
A Kung Fu student asks his teacher
A Kung Fu student asks his teacher, “Master, why does my ability not improve? I’m always defeated.” And the master, pensive and forever patient, answers,...
-
This Is What Really Goes on Inside Little Johnny’s Head
During my School days, After getting the first beating on my hands from the teacher, I used to wipe my hands on my trousers and...
-
An elderly couple wanted to buy a Mercedes
An elderly couple returned to a Mercedes dealership find the salesman had just sold the car they were interested in, to a beautiful woman. “I...
-
A Guy Walks Into a Pharmacy to Buy Anxiety Pills
A guy walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist if he has anything for somebody who needs to get through a really stressful situation....
-
A Beggar Sold a $1M Lighter to a Millionaire
An Arab gentleman is sitting in a millionaire’s restaurant in Dubai having lunch when a disheveled homeless man walks in and sits down next to...