Christmas joke: Lilttle Johnny asked his mom about Santa Clause
It’s Christmas morning and after all the gifts are unwrapped Little Johnny asks the following question, “Mother, where did all these pretty toys come from?”...
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The revenge of old janitor.
Three High school girls go to the same bathroom every 4th period, and each time they gossip and spill tea, do their makeup, and each...
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Two guys pass by a ranche in Texas.
Two guys are riding on a train through Texas. As the train passes by a ranch the first guy turns to the second and tells...
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Little Johnny wanted a new bicycle
Little Johnny went to his mother demanding a new bicycle. His mother decided that he should take a look at himself and the way...
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A blonde hates filing
A blonde hates filing Two secretaries were talking about their work. “I hate filing,” said one. “No matter how careful I am, I can never...
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Cody thanks his uncle for the Christmas Gift.
Thanks for the electric guitar you gave me for Christmas,” little Chris Cody said to his uncle the first time he saw him after the...
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A brunette walks into a bar and says
A brunette walks into a bar and says A brunette walks into a bar and says, ”Gimme an M L.” the bartender says, “What’s an...
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There’s a blond and a brunette in a car.
There’s a blond and a brunette in a car. The brunette is driving while the blonde is in the passenger seat. They’re going down a...
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A guy walks into a bar with a giraffe
A guy walks into a bar with a giraffe and says, “A beer for me, and one for the giraffe, please.” So they proceed to...
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My Mother-in-Law Shamed Me with a Huge Dress and Said I Was “Too Fat” for Her Son — Days Later, I Made Sure She Was the One Embarrassed
For years, Amelie endured her mother-in-law’s snide, veiled insults, thinking it was better to avoid a clash. But when a spiteful birthday “present” went too...