I was always the “fat girlfriend” until my boyfriend dumped me for my best friend—and six months later, on the day they were supposed to...
I thought my husband was just being cruel and cheap when he refused a $20 coat for our shivering son at Goodwill. Then I found...
Mary (a brunette) and Liz (a blonde) were talking in the office one day. Mary: “Wow, that is some cold you have Liz.” Liz: “Tell...
Little Mary talking to Little Johnny: I found twenty cents on the sidewalk. Little Johnny: That’s mine. I dropped a twenty-cent coin there this...
Two priests were riding very fast on a motorcycle. They were promptly stopped by a policeman who said, “What do you think you are doing?“...
The father of five children had won a toy at a raffle. He called his kids together to ask which one should have the present....
An old farmer was in the market and saw a very nicely framed mirror. Having never seen such a thing in his life, he was...
A man goes to a tool store to buy a chainsaw. The server sells him the top-of-the-line model, saying that it will cut through over...
Two lawyers walk into a pub. They order a couple of drinks and take their sandwiches out of their briefcases and then they begin to...
A robber enters a house, holds the wife and threatens the husband to hand over all the money and jewelry… The husband sobs ” Please...
