A man walked out to the street and caught a taxi just going by
A man walked out to the street and caught a taxi just going by. He got into the taxi, and the cabbie said, “Perfect timing....
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Woman can’t keep a secret
At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women were more trustworthy. “No woman,” said one man, scornfully, “can keep...
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A country club didn’t allow women on the golf course.
A country club didn’t allow women on the golf course. Eventually, there was enough pressure that they decided to allow women on the course during...
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An extremely drunk man walks into a bar.
An extremely drunk man walks into a bar. He looks around for a while and, after staring at the only woman seated at the bar...
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A Blind Woman Asks the Pastor
I was listening to a lady who called a radio pastor. The pastor was a wise, grandfatherly gentleman who has that calm reassuring voice that...
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Wife Hits Husband with Frying Pan
A man was sitting reading his paper when his wife hit him round the head with a frying pan. “What was that for?” the man...
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A manager is looking for a salesperson
Becky was the manager of a jewelry store that catered to the rich in Boca Raton. She was seeking a qualified person to fill the...
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A man drove past a traffic camera and saw it flash.
A man drove past a traffic camera and saw it flash. He couldn’t believe he had been caught speeding when he was driving below the...
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A boy who was a witness to a crime was called to testify in court
A boy who was a witness to a crime was called to testify in court. He was approached by the defense attorney who asked, “Did...
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A shoplifter was caught red-handed
A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry store. “Listen,” said the shoplifter, “I know you don’t want any...
